In the Spooners series, let me introduce you to someone a little complicated – but rewarding in the end.

There is a little bit of controversy here about the spelling of Pavia’s surname. Is she a Dutch aristocrat? Should this be Hentersinn?

At present, frankly, she doesn’t give a damn. If this bloody painter could finish with the red, she might be able to get on with her life.

Alright, it’s really not easy – remember to swap the first letters of the first name and surname to find out her real identity.

(Name credit: Geoff Rimington)

And if you’re still struggling, swap the P and the H and pretend you’re from the East end.

Still no? Urban dictionary remains your helpful assistant…

And yes, it’s still rude.